I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one. Holy shit.
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster
The Victoria & Albert Museum
What’s a “half-mourning” dress? Mourning in the front, party in the back?
Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning.
Wow, I am happy you made that joke so I could interpert it as a serious question and have an excuse to ramble on about clothing customs of the past, I am a historical fashion nerd.
That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:
I love both the informed fashion history and the hilariously off-the-wall halves of this post.
Hamster makes breakfast
Hamster drive car
Hamster make tea with frend
Hamster plan dinner party
Hamster have Birfday
Hamster love life
Hamster happy to be live
I find it incredibly reprehensible that in the case that a socially justice blogger on Tumblr disagrees with someone politically, they’ll call that other person a “shitty person.”
This person could, for all you know, donate 90% of their salary to charity. They could volunteer every day after…
Don’t leak nudes
Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN
I fucking lost it here
Iggy Azalea and kraft singles
That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.
Lady Gaga as a mom.
The crouching cover is in this year…
I fully expect to see Bilbo on the cover of DoS in this pose.
Edit: FUCKIN CALLED IT
oh my god
7th Heaven marijuana scene with Inception music
This is the latest anti-Semitic/ racist salute. It was first claimed to be anti Zionist but has escalated to anti-Jewry and anti-semitism all around. If you see anyone doing this salute called the/a “Quenelle” swiftly punch them in the face, scold them, whatever you feel like, just recognize that this is a symbol of hatred!
Please be careful guys (esp. Jewish, queer, or disabled people, or people of color.) I’ve seen Neo-Nazis do this, and they can be really dangerous groups of people to be around.
i will beat the living shit out of those people if I see them. I don’t care if I’m not even 5 foot tall, I will get them into hospital that’s for sure